Welcome!
SO you’ve done it. Well done, you. You have made it to my page, and may therefore be privy to everything it encompasses. That’s right, showing up is all it takes. Brilliant!
Go and read the Dumps, because they are super awesome. There are reviews of just about anything, and a whole lot of bombastic hate and giddiness in general. This is where the meat is at.
Go to the Gallery for Visuals (and Buyables). Pretty obvious really.
If you are bewildered and confused, here is my mission statement. (I feel like a wanker writing that but there you have it)
Go wherever you like because I’m not your damn boss: there are other features in ever expanding media. Soon to arrive will be audio serials, cartoons, and interactive multimedia featurettes. BITCHIN’.
signing off,
I AM THE CHOP BUSTER. THIS IS MY BLOG.
Bobby Freakout
October 16, 2010 at 3:14 am
I like it!
kimi
January 17, 2011 at 11:42 pm
you’re rock!
Hairy Pony
March 10, 2011 at 1:34 am
looks good
Rachel 'Rae' Sabine
June 13, 2011 at 1:33 pm
Love your work! Keep it up!
Japer Trainwheel
July 25, 2011 at 6:04 pm
What a fucking load of boring, crappy, uninteligable, purile ex-convict shite.
Get a job, cunt.
ChopBuster
July 25, 2011 at 10:41 pm
Say it with me Japer: ‘puErile’ (meaning child-like and silly) and ‘uninteLLIGIBLE’ (meaning baffling). As for what you mean by ‘ex-convict’, well, I can only assume the sheer force of my words has rendered your mind a silty pulp sloshing about in your brain-pan, so I’ll forgive any further vagaries of text.
Get a dictionary, moron.
Japer Trainwheel
July 26, 2011 at 7:54 pm
The spelling flame…
The last resort of the keyboard ninja.
“Ooh I think I’m tough sat here behind my lcd screen…”
Girlfriend, job, life – they are all out there, even – eventually – for a spotty pale nerd.
ChopBuster
July 26, 2011 at 11:29 pm
Oh dear Japer, I wasn’t sure if you appreciated the irony of your previous comment, but now I see you don’t understand irony at all. That is very sad for you.
You’ve been crippled by assumptions, bless your socks, but I promise some day you’ll learn to read like a grown-up.
dB
July 27, 2011 at 3:35 am
This Japer clown seems to be bereft of something. What is it? You know, that thing that goes between your eyes / ears and mouth / hands. What do they call it again?
Oh that’s right. Brain. It helps you to understand all these crazy symbols called words and the concepts they attempt to transfer (which seems to work for the rest of us).
Back to primary school for you buddy…
Kapt.Kirk
April 11, 2012 at 6:08 pm
Is the Chopbuster also Gray_Ghost_ on Zappa.com?
The Kapt’n gots to know!
ChopBuster
April 12, 2012 at 11:57 am
Oh Kirk, if only I were! As it is I am delighted to make your acquaintance, though if I were to confess to previous interactions I would be most duplicitous indeed!
marmaduke
April 11, 2012 at 11:16 pm
hahaha jasper you’re a fucking twat.
Amy Mackenzie
August 5, 2012 at 12:47 am
I really like your mission statement! I feel very empowered to make my own way! Love it lady! Xxx